"Monkeys don't eat toads though, do they?" Chris asks, the first thing that pops into his head being whether or not Anwar'd be alright with a monkey around. Though, if they've got an entire pirate ship, maybe Anwar'll be alright.

"The rum and the singing part, though, that'd be brilliant. And the sex. Jesus, mate, don't even fuckin' ask how long it's been."